the perfect excuse to avoid all social interactions
Client: Do you think you can recreate this postcard?
Me: I can recreate it. Not exactly, but close.
Client: Are you going to charge me? It’s for family.
Me: Not my family…
Pretty much the only thing I want to do all day everyday.
Client: Can you update my Adobe?
Me:Sure. Which program are you using?
Client: You need to listen to me when I speak! ADOBE
Me:Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a-
Client: Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you’re talk about…
Me: Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn’t say, “I just updated my Microsoft - “
Client:Microsoft isn’t working either. Find a solution for that while your at it.
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